চাওঁক অসমীয়াত - Whatsapp Image Jokes in Assamese - Funny Pictures in Assamese - ৮ খন মজা কৌতুকৰ ছবি
অইন্ মজাৰ ৰগৰবোৰ:-
চুইট্ লভ্
মজা কৌতুক
ফেচবুক ৰগৰ
নতুন বছৰৰ হাহি
মানষিৰ উত্তৰ
চুইট্ হাৰ্ট
গণিতৰ কিটিপ্
মধুৰিআম
Eng. Text -
Potni - Tumi Mok Kiman Bhal Poa
Poti - 72 %
Potni - 100 % Kiyo Nohoy
Poti - 28 % GST Kotar Pisot Aakou. Luxury Items Ot 28 % Tax Tumi Najana.
Eng. Text -
Ramen - Ki Hol Tor Sokut ? Ene Tamoltor Nisina Hoisegoi Je
Naren - Nokobi De, Kali Mor Potnir Birthday Asil Je
Ramen - Birthdayr Logot Sokur Ki Shamparka Aakou
Naren - Nohoy Ou, Mor Potnir Naam "Tapashya". Salla, Birthday Cake Ona Dokanijone Cake Tor Oporot "Happy Birthday To Shamashya" Buli Likhi Disile Nohoy.
Eng. Text -
Ei "Sorry" Shabdoto Ki Bisitra,
Shakaloe Koato Thike Ase Baru,
Kintu
Doctore Kole Khel Khotom.
Eng. Text -
Pati - Ki Kora Jaan?
Potni - Ga Dhuboloi Jao
Poti - Kintu, Mobile Tu Logot Kiyo Loisa Tente
Potni - Baltitu Bhorti Howa Somoykhini Ki Korim?
Eng. Text -
Police - Aapuni Eman Kiyo Mod Khaise?
Modahi - Nohoy Sir, Mor Aaru Beleg Upay Nai
Police - Kiyo,Ki Upay Nohoa Hol Aapona?
Modahi - Nohoy Mane Mor Modor Botolor Dhakonikhan Heral.
Eng. Text -
Kisumane Bahu Bhoba Chinta Kori "Jim" oloi Najay
"Body" Tu Bonam Kintu
Mukh Khanar Shoundorjyor Ki Hobo.
Eng. Text -
Pohra Shunat Birat Soka,
Ki Figure Beh!
Ki Smart Shi,
Ki Figure Beh!
Montu Khub Bhal Tar,
Ki Figure Beh!
Toka Poisa Bohut Tar,
Ki Figure Beh!
Eng. Text -
Maa Kasam,
Ekeloge Gotai Kaando
Monot Pori Jaay
Jetiae Deutak Koy,
Boha, Tomar Logot Mor Olop Kotha Aase.
অসমীয়া whatsapp ফটো - whatsapp image joke - funny pics for whatsapp - in Assamese
Eng.Text-
Natunkoi biya howa poti potnir kothopakathan
Poti - Biyar agote tomar keijon boyfriend aasil ?
-Poti Silent-
Poti - Enekoi chup chap thokatok moi ki bujim?
Potni- Abbe, Agot gonito lobode!
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Eng. Text -
Aaponar potnir jodi dual sim thoka mobilot duta no. aase
Tenehole wife 1 wife 2 .. enekoi save nokoribo
- Durbhogia Narenor upodesh ICU r pora.
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Eng. Text -
Sowa Bondhu
Etihashe kobo jetiyae kono eta notun bosor ahe
E ek bosoror upor nitike !
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Eng. Text -
Ejon lorai hothat ejoni sowalik dekhi shayeri koboloi dhorile
Lora - kotha tomar, Gaan mor , Eta gojol shunai dio neki?
Sowali - Gaal tomar, Haat mor, eta kanor tolot logai dio neki?
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Eng. Text -
Jamraaj - Kowa, koloi jaba swargaloi ne norokoloi?
Sowali - Prithivir pora mobile aaru charger tu aani diya, tar pisot jote pothabo tate thaki jam.
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Eng. Text -
Murot 10 dal suli thoka burha ejone napitor tat gol
Napit - (khangot), Aapuni suli kotabo ne ki?
Burha - Nohoy he , rang kori diya!
[Bi:Dra: Jibontu rongin, upobhog kora]
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Eng. Text -
Lora - Eh, Shunason....
Sowali - Oho, khowar somoyot kotha kobo napay.
Khowar Pisot
Lora - Etiyato shuna
Sowali- O, kuwason etia ki hol?
Lora - Tomar kahit eta poitasora aasil !
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Eng. Text -
Gotei rati girlfriendor logot chatting , video calling
Kora boyfriendehe jane konto mobile or battery backup bhal !
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Eng. Text -
Poti - Mor potni kali bojar koriboloi goisil kintu etialoike ghuri oha nai sir , kiba eta korok
Inspector - Aaponar potnir height kiman ?
Poti - Jukhiboloi chance e nepalo sir
Inspector - Health kene, khin ne shakot?
Poti - Motamuti shakotei buli dhorok
Inspector - Sokur rong ki?
Poti - Ketiyao sowa nai sir
Inspector - Sulir boron kenekuwa?
Poti - Seasonal sir, bodoli hoi thake
Inspector - Dress ki pindhi asil?
Poti - Bhalkoi najano
Inspector - Drive 🚗 kori asil neki?
Poti - Hoy hoy mor xuv khon loi goise, ocean blue color, 3.0 litre v6 engine, 300 hp , full LED light, back sidor shophale olop maar khowa ase.
Inspector - Aaponak garikhon lage ne potni?
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