Whatsapp Image Joke - ৮ খন মজা কৌতুকৰ ছবি

চাওঁক অসমীয়াত - Whatsapp Image Jokes in Assamese - Funny Pictures in Assamese - ৮ খন মজা কৌতুকৰ ছবি 

Eng. Text -

Potni - Tumi Mok Kiman Bhal Poa

Poti - 72 %

Potni - 100 % Kiyo Nohoy

Poti - 28 % GST Kotar Pisot Aakou. Luxury Items Ot 28 % Tax Tumi Najana.

Eng. Text -

Ramen - Ki Hol Tor Sokut ? Ene Tamoltor Nisina Hoisegoi Je

Naren - Nokobi De, Kali Mor Potnir Birthday Asil Je

Ramen - Birthdayr Logot Sokur Ki Shamparka Aakou

Naren - Nohoy Ou, Mor Potnir Naam "Tapashya". Salla, Birthday Cake Ona Dokanijone Cake Tor Oporot "Happy Birthday To Shamashya" Buli Likhi Disile Nohoy.

Eng. Text -

Ei "Sorry" Shabdoto Ki Bisitra,

Shakaloe Koato Thike Ase Baru,

Kintu

Doctore Kole Khel Khotom.

Eng. Text -

Pati - Ki Kora Jaan?

Potni - Ga Dhuboloi Jao

Poti - Kintu, Mobile Tu Logot Kiyo Loisa Tente

Potni - Baltitu Bhorti Howa Somoykhini Ki Korim?

Eng. Text -

Police - Aapuni Eman Kiyo Mod Khaise?

Modahi - Nohoy Sir, Mor Aaru Beleg Upay Nai

Police - Kiyo,Ki Upay Nohoa Hol Aapona?

Modahi - Nohoy Mane Mor Modor Botolor Dhakonikhan Heral.

Eng. Text -

Kisumane Bahu Bhoba Chinta Kori "Jim" oloi Najay

"Body" Tu Bonam Kintu 

Mukh Khanar Shoundorjyor Ki Hobo.

Eng. Text -

Pohra Shunat Birat Soka,

Ki Figure Beh!

Ki Smart Shi,

Ki Figure Beh!

Montu Khub Bhal Tar,

Ki Figure Beh!

Toka Poisa Bohut Tar,

Ki Figure Beh!

Eng. Text -

Maa Kasam,

Ekeloge Gotai Kaando

Monot Pori Jaay

Jetiae Deutak Koy,

Boha, Tomar Logot Mor Olop Kotha Aase.

অসমীয়া whatsapp ফটো - whatsapp image joke - funny pics for whatsapp - in Assamese

Eng.Text-

Natunkoi biya howa poti potnir kothopakathan

Poti - Biyar agote tomar keijon boyfriend aasil ?

-Poti Silent-

Poti - Enekoi chup chap thokatok moi ki bujim?

Potni- Abbe, Agot gonito lobode!

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Eng. Text -

Aaponar potnir jodi dual sim thoka mobilot duta no. aase

Tenehole wife 1 wife 2 .. enekoi save nokoribo

- Durbhogia Narenor upodesh ICU r pora.

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Eng. Text -

Sowa Bondhu

Etihashe kobo jetiyae kono eta notun bosor ahe

E ek bosoror upor nitike !

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Eng. Text -

Ejon lorai hothat ejoni sowalik dekhi shayeri koboloi dhorile

Lora - kotha tomar, Gaan mor , Eta gojol shunai dio neki?

Sowali - Gaal tomar, Haat mor, eta kanor tolot logai dio neki?

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Eng. Text -

Jamraaj - Kowa, koloi jaba swargaloi ne norokoloi?

Sowali - Prithivir pora mobile aaru charger tu aani diya, tar pisot jote pothabo tate thaki jam.

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Eng. Text -

Murot 10 dal suli thoka burha ejone napitor tat gol

Napit - (khangot), Aapuni suli kotabo ne ki?

Burha - Nohoy he , rang kori diya!

[Bi:Dra: Jibontu rongin, upobhog kora]

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Eng. Text -

Lora - Eh, Shunason....

Sowali - Oho, khowar somoyot kotha kobo napay.

Khowar Pisot

Lora - Etiyato shuna

Sowali- O, kuwason etia ki hol?

Lora - Tomar kahit eta poitasora aasil !

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Eng. Text -

Gotei rati girlfriendor logot chatting , video calling

Kora boyfriendehe jane konto mobile or battery backup bhal !

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Eng. Text -

Poti - Mor potni kali bojar koriboloi goisil kintu etialoike ghuri oha nai sir , kiba eta korok

Inspector - Aaponar potnir height kiman ?

Poti - Jukhiboloi chance e nepalo sir

Inspector - Health kene, khin ne shakot?

Poti - Motamuti shakotei buli dhorok

Inspector - Sokur rong ki?

Poti - Ketiyao sowa nai sir

Inspector - Sulir boron kenekuwa?

Poti - Seasonal sir, bodoli hoi thake

Inspector - Dress ki pindhi asil?

Poti - Bhalkoi najano

Inspector - Drive 🚗 kori asil neki?

Poti - Hoy hoy mor xuv khon loi goise, ocean blue color, 3.0 litre v6 engine, 300 hp , full LED light, back sidor shophale olop maar khowa ase.

Inspector - Aaponak garikhon lage ne potni?

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